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THE MARTZE'A WENT OUT FROM THE BAG<br />and I mean that literally (BE'OFEN MILLULI). In my flight, the security guys found in my bag the MARTZ'A , which I take for me for SHIFTZURIM, and took it from me. BTW: how 2 say SHIFTZURIM in english? maybe SHAPINGS is a good translation (shiftzur is an abbreviation of shipur tzura - did u know that?).

Not from loving Max: chosen mails from Croatia

Itamar Cohen
2006-02-26 14:08:51

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THE MARTZE'A WENT OUT FROM THE BAG
and I mean that literally (BE'OFEN MILLULI). In my flight, the security guys found in my bag the MARTZ'A , which I take for me for SHIFTZURIM, and took it from me. BTW: how 2 say SHIFTZURIM in english? maybe SHAPINGS is a good translation (shiftzur is an abbreviation of shipur tzura - did u know that?).

Budapest
My few hours’ stop in Budapest flashed me with nostalgy to my two weeks' stay there 4 years ago: The great pizza; the exciting sunrises and sunsets on the Danuba,; the amazing girls who haven't heard about the invention of the bra...

TOTAFOT
In my new bible, the lonely planet guide, I found a sentence, which brings you all the art of muchiler traveller. Read it and learn it by heart, put in your houses' mezuzut and gates, tooth it to your sons (VE SHINANTAM LEBANEICHA) and they would be TOTAFOT between your eyes (do you have any idea how to translate TOTAFOT into English? and - BTW - what is TOTAFOT anyway?). So - here it is:
The key to a success trip is travel light
!!! NO ME DIGAS !!!

By the way, Totafot is that black box you put on your head (supposed to be between your eyes) when you're puttiing on Tfilin.
Yaeli.

EFORCHIM CHIPES - the best story at this page
While walking in Zagreb I entered 2 a nice unknown church for a short break. After a few minutes, I realized that I was completely alone there. And then I realized that that's the best oppurtinity to accomplish my old biggest dream - to play "the little Jonathan" on a church's Ugav. So I started climb the escalates, which lead to the Ugav's place. Meanwhile I was wondering to myself in which key will I play "Jonathan": Will I use the classical D, or the avanguard G?
A sudden shout in Croatian stopped me. A young Croatian man stood on the church's first floor. I tried to explain him that I only wanna accomplish ...