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HOW IS ERETZ ISRAEL BOUGHT?<br />During my first 2 days in Guatemala I rode some 160 kms in Alta Verapaz, and found also the time for walking a little in 2 beautiful national parks. It showed me Guatemala just as I dreamed of - steep hills, covered by very thick green vegetation. The roads were quite, and thus the whole area is really a paradise for cyclists - well, at least for those whose legs are strong enough for negotiating with these fucking mountains. My legs aren´t, and thus this paradise was for me a bit like ERETZ Israel - i.e., Nikneh Beyisurim.<br />

Don't touch my Holocaust: Chosen mails from Guatemala

Itamar Cohen
2006-02-26 14:01:10

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HOW IS ERETZ ISRAEL BOUGHT?
During my first 2 days in Guatemala I rode some 160 kms in Alta Verapaz, and found also the time for walking a little in 2 beautiful national parks. It showed me Guatemala just as I dreamed of - steep hills, covered by very thick green vegetation. The roads were quite, and thus the whole area is really a paradise for cyclists - well, at least for those whose legs are strong enough for negotiating with these fucking mountains. My legs aren´t, and thus this paradise was for me a bit like ERETZ Israel - i.e., Nikneh Beyisurim.

SRAK, SRAK
Today I went to a SHUCKI - ZICKRIRIYA (I guess that this how the locals would call a berber). While waiting, I read a local paper (surprisingly, my Spansih is already good enough for that). I read there a bizarre report about a regrettable incident, which happened yesterday in one of Gutemala’s towns: while a truck driver stopped aside the way, a cyclist came from behind, accelerated and shut the truck driver 3 times in his head. Well, not that I am a fucking-Taly-Pachima-murderers’ fan or so, but I must admit, that this item really amused me. I read it 3 times, to verify that I wasn’t misunderstand due to the Spanish, but this is how it was written. Including the fact that the cyclist ACCELERATED before shutting. Poor cyclist, I hope for him that it wasn’t an uphill.

Monthy Python have a nice sketch, in which a person who was judged to death gets the chance to choose the way of the execution. He chooses to do that by being NIRDAF by a dozen of amazing beautiful women, who run after him, until he falls down from a cliff. Well, if I can choose my way of death - let it be being murdered by a cyclist psycho killer!

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