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Lubeck, Germany
Sunday, Dec 03, 2006

Speedin'

David Murray
2007-03-04 10:17:58

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A plate of mushrooms followed, then it was time to leave and hit the next town that was calling us.

Hamburg

Finding the hotel was hard. Fucking Hamburg. Well, we didn't have a map !!! Dumped the bags and hit the pavement. Germany is a funny place. When at a crossing, if it says don't walk, they don't walk. Us being of the non-German type, tend to jaywalk regularly. So we did this from the start. Hit the first markets, and our first gluwein, well the second for the day. We were becoming kind of bored of the standard gluwein, so we resorted to doing what the locals do. We stuck in either Amaretto or Rum, just for the extra kick. It went down a treat. I was warming up inside. Bratwursts were being consumed as well. We were becoming more and more German. My hair took on a mullet style and I was immediately accepted as one of them !!! We were eating a bread thing when Lucy practically had an orgasm on the spot. She had spied a Hamburg special. A half metre of pork and she had to have one. We knocked it back followed by more gluwein. I was starting to get pissed. I had lost count of the amount we had had. We were not on a pub crawl, this was a Christmas market frenzy. Pouring those gluweins like there was no tomorrow !!! It started to rain, but that didn't deter us. Ok, it did, so we stumbled our way back to the hotel bar, where we had a quick beer, it was fucking horrible !!! Should have stayed on the gluweins !!! Then died.I awoke without a hangover. This gluwein must be good shit !!! We checked out and moved back onto the autobahn. Once again I asked for the camera. Reason? In Germany, the slow drivers stay in the right hand lane. I was doing 160 K's in the slow lane and I had cars overtaking me in the centre and the far left lane !!! Due to the speed we were travelling at, it wasn't long
before we were at our final destination.

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