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Vang Vieng, Lao Peoples Dem Rep
Saturday, Jun 03, 2006

Swinging in Vangers

David Murray
2007-03-04 09:58:18

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fell off. Whilst drinking, it was hilarious watching the people jump. About 50% made it to the end, and there were loads of face plants !!! Once my beer was finished, I climbed up with Welf. There was a girl in front of us, who grabbed the handle, let go, and went straight down onto her face. It was funny, but I didn't want to do that myself. Welf, went, and then face planted. I was worried. I grabbed on, and at the halfway point, I crashed out. Back onto the tube, we stopped at the next bar and had another Beer Lao. Once finished, we took off again. When I did this 6 years ago, I was told to stay left. I told the other two, and we did this. Another guy went right, and had no chance of getting off. We didn't see him again !!!

Practically all the restaurants play friends, 24 hours a day, so we found one that didn't. After dinner, we decided to watch a DVD, but this Canadian put on a gay type movie. We told him he was gay, and to move over. He did as he was told, so we bought him a beer. His name was Student, and he was a lumberjacker, which really did concern me, so I asked him he wore suspenders and a bra, and if he wished he was a girlie, just like his dear mama. But it went over his head. He seemed like a nice guy, so we drank the night away, and told him that as he was a Student, he needed lessons in life, and Welf and myself were the perfect teachers and that he would be coming kayaking with us tomorrow.

Beer Lao's Drunk - 8
Beer Lao's Total - 31

We had paid for a trip that would take us to two caves, and a day of kayaking and breakfast, but after a shit load of Beer Lao's the previous evening, I was quite not with it, so I ordered breakfast. Where we are staying, they do toasted ham, cheese, tomato baguettes. They are fucking awesome. So I had one. Down to the kayaking place, they gave me fried eggs with a baguette. After this little cure, I was ready to go. But we had one problem. ...