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Thursday, Jan 05, 2006

Spit Roast, Indian Style

David Murray
2007-02-23 22:46:24

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Once we had found a prickshaw, and I do mean prickshaw to take us to Gaya, we found a hotel. And as it was New Years Day, there were all these Indians running around pissed. The Police Chief, who was pissed as well, told us to go to our hotel room. We told him to fuck off. So he did. Up for a 05:00 train, we jumped on it, found some people in our beds, so we woke them and told them to get the fuck out of there. One lady moved all her gear onto Ryan's seat and refused to move. Eventually, she saw the error of her ways, and she did. After many hours, we arrived in Varanasi, again. We found a cycle rickshaw, and he took us into the city. Many a tout saw us, and thought they had easy money. One told me to fuck off, with venom, so, I told him in the kindest way possible, to fuck off out of my face, or I would personally drag him down to the ghats and burn him myself. He fucked off !!! We found a hotel room, slept, up early, and took another trip down the Ganges. We even managed to get the same boatman, and we got him cheaper this time. The sunrise was also better. We then grabbed our bags, jumped onto another train, and this took us to Satna. A complete shithole, but our room was cheap and the mattress was as thin as cardboard. Up early, once again, onto a bus, and then we arrived at our destination.

Khajuraho

The Eastern Group

Once we had found a room, we went and had a look at the free temples. All the temples date back to around 1000 years ago. Before we had arrived at the first three, we encountered the old temples are closed as it lunchtime trick. Ignoring this, we walked around. All over the outside were hand carved figures, and amazingly, I discovered that India had invented silicon tits !!! And a lot of the men that were besides the siliconed women, were grabbing a handfull !!! No wonder the majority of Indian men are dirty bastards !!! The temple was loaded with these images. We ...