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Mirjave, Iran
Monday, Oct 03, 2005

Beers Needed

David Murray
2007-02-23 22:03:23

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Sometimes in life, a beer is needed, and I am now getting to the point where I need beers badly. A man can only take so much shit before he explodes, and around that point, a beer goes down well.

We were driven up to the bus stop with two other infidels from the Czech Republic as they to were going to Pakistan,so they decided to come along for the ride. Thankfully for us, we had MrAkbar and he was able to flag down a bus, procure four places, and we were on our way to Zahedan, the last town before the border.

Upon arrival at Zahedan, I made the mistake of telling an Extremist taxi driver where we were going to. He said that there were no buses, so I ignored him, walked into the terminal, asked at a counter, was given a time and price for the bus. While I was telling the other three Infidels, the taxi driver went over to the counter and had words. I went over with my money, and was told that there were no buses. I kind of exploded, told him he was an Extremist fucker, and I walked away. The other three left me as I needed space/beer. Whilst standing there alone, an Extremist came over and said there were no buses. I looked at him, quite calmly, told him to FUCK OFF or I would jam his head up his arse. He wandered off !!! The other three came back, so I went for a walk. Once back, I saw Leo the Infidel having a go at the same Extremist. As I came over, he took off. Leo explained that he tried telling him to go away, but in the end, he needed to be told to fuck off !!! We decided to go outside and find our own taxi. The price came down very quickly, and eventually, we had a price of four Khomeinis. Just before we jumped in, one of the Extremist drivers, came running over and had words. We told him to fuck off, loaded our bags in, and off we went towards the border. About 15 minutes into the journey, the Extremists states that he does not have the petrol to drive 100 Klms. He had half a tank. Plenty. We told him to buy some. He then pulls over at a taxi stand and says he can't go any further. We grabbed our bags. He demanded money. Leo grabbed him by the throat and lead him to his car and told him to fuck off !!!Wow, I am not the only one in need of beer !!! The new Extremists came out with a stupid price,and as if by magic, a bus appeared !!! A price was told, we jumped on. We went to pay, and the price went up. We told him to fuck off and accept the agreed price. He did, and half of it went in his own pocket !!! Sleazy fucker.

The trip was uneventful, and not to long, we were kicked out at Mirjave. We still had another 16 K's to go. We grabbed a ute, negotiated a price of two Khomeinis. Within 10 minutes, we had arrived, handed our passports over, and we were free from Iran.

Now I really did enjoy Iran. We had some great experiences in this country, and I really do want to go back, but we will have to see what happens in the future.