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Tehran, Iran
Tuesday, Sep 13, 2005

Pollutionsville

David Murray
2007-02-21 19:59:46

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Once again, we jumped on a bus and headed towards Tehran. The first thing the bus boy did was to give us all biscuits and orange juice. This comes in a bag which doubles as a spew bag. That was breakfast. We then drove up a mountain and then down the same one. I was asleep when this Extremist woman starts screaming. Whats happening, are we going off of the road. No. Just her fucking pussy son is throwing up everywhere in the aisle. Fucking idiot wouldn't use his spew bag, so it started to go down the aisle. The bus pulled over, and both the bus boy and the driver gave him a mouthful.He then had to clean the bus and sit there for the next four hours in clothes that were covered in spew. Serves the little fucker right !!!

Day 1

As we got closer to Tehran, the traffic got thicker and so did the pollution. There was a definite haze over this city. There were also Hillman Huntersas far as the eye could see. We pulled into the bus station, for our usual dance number. There was a taxi office, but when we asked the price, I told them to jam it. The closer we got to the Metro station, the lower the price came down. Eventually, we got what we wanted. I sat up front and shat myself. The driving here is mental, especially in the front of a Hillman Hunter. I wasn't enjoying it as there was so much pollution around, I could feel it in my eyes. The driver dropped us off at our hotel, but it was full, so we found another. We unpacked and went for a walk. Amazingly, this city is packed with cars, so we share the pavement with the motorbikes !!! Onwards we went, straight to the US Den Of Espionage, or the old Embassy. They say you shouldn't take photos of the paintings on the wall. Fuck that I say. Took some nice ones and moved on.

Day 2

We decided to hit the bazaar. They were huge. Before we started, we found a juice bar. It was great. In we went. We walked around, was grabbed by a young guy who started ...